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🤫 Secret Protocols

You found it. The unwritten rules. Use them wisely.

These aren't in the official terms. They're not on the website.
They're the unspoken laws of Lanta Box.

The Dog Policy

Bring your dog to pickup? We pet the dog first. Box second.

That's the LAW.

Cats are also acceptable. We don't discriminate.

The Sunset Clause

Schedule your pickup during golden hour? Mandatory beach photo. No exceptions.

We need content.

Your silhouette + box = Instagram gold.

The Chang Handoff

Arrive with cold Changs? Suddenly we have all the time in the world to help you pack.

Leo also accepted. Singha in emergencies.

This is Thailand. Hydration is important.

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The Gecko Count

Spot a gecko during pickup? Count them out loud. Most geckos spotted wins...

...our eternal respect.

Current record: 7 (held by a guy from Melbourne)

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The Mystery Guess

Guess the weirdest item we've ever stored. If you're right, we'll be impressed.

Hint: it's not what you think.

No, it wasn't a body. We checked. Twice.

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The Honk Protocol

Arrive on a scooter and give us the classic double-honk?

We honk back. It's the island way.

Triple honk = you're from Lanta. We see you.

Life Pro Tip

The Secret Handshake

Come up with a secret handshake. Practice it. Perfect it. You never know when you'll need it.

This has absolutely nothing to do with Lanta Box. It's just solid life advice.

The Unspoken Oath

By reading this page, you acknowledge that you are now part of the inner circle.

Bring Changs. Pet dogs. Honk twice. 🤙